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​*LESSONS ON MARRIAGE*

1. *EVERYONE YOU MARRY HAS A WEAKNESS*

Only God has no weakness. Every rose flower has its own thorn. If you focus too much on your spouse’s weakness, you can’t get the best out of his/her strength.
2. *EVERYONE YOU MARRY HAS A DARK HISTORY*
No one is an angel, therefore, avoid digging one’s past. What matters is the present life of your partner. Old things are passed away. Try to forgive and forget. The past can’t be changed. So focus on the present and the future!
3. *EVERY MARRIAGE HAS IT’S OWN CHALLENGES*
Marriage is not bed of roses. Every shining marriage has gone through its own test of hot and excruciating fire. True love is proved in time of challenge. Fight for your marriage! Make up your mind to stay with your spouse in time of needs. Remember this is the vow you made on your wedding day!
4. *EVERY MARRIAGE HAS DIFFERENT LEVELS OF SUCCESS*
Don’t compare your marriage with anyone! We can never be equal, some will be far in front and others far behind. To avoid marriage stresses, be patient, work hard and with time, your marriage dreams shall come true.
5. *TO MARRY IS TO DECLARE A WAR*
When you marry, you must declare a war against enemies of marriage. Some of the enemies of marriage are: Ignorance, Rumours,  Prayerlessness, Unforgiveness, Adultery, Third Party Influence, Stinginess, Stubbornness, Lack Of Love, Rudeness, Wife battery, Laziness, winning, nagging, PRIDE,  Divorce etc. Be ready to fight to maintain your marriage zone.
6. *THERE IS NO PERFECT MARRIAGE*
There is no ready made marriage anywhere. Marriage is hard work, volunteer yourself and perfect it daily. Marriage is like a MOTOR CAR with a gear oil, gear box, etc If these parts are not properly maintained, the car will break down somewhere along the road and expose the occupant to unhealthy circumstances. – Many of us are careless about our marriage… Are you? If you are, please pay attention to your marriage.
7. *GOD CANNOT GIVE YOU THE COMPLETE PERSON YOU DESIRE*
God gives you, her or him in form of raw materials in order for you to mold what you desire. You may desire a woman who can pray for 1 hour but your wife can only pray for 30 minutes. With your love, prayer and encouragement, she can improve.
8. *TO MARRY IS TO TAKE A RISK*
You cannot predict what will happen after marriage, as situation may change, so, leave a room for adjustment. Pregnancy may not come in the next 4 years. You may get married to her because she’s slim but she becomes a little fat after a child. He may lose his beautiful job for years that you have to take the financial responsibility of the family until he gets a new job. But with God by your side, you will smile at long last.
9. *MARRIAGE IS NOT A CONTRACT, IT IS PERMANENT*
Marriage needs total commitment, love is the glue that makes a couple stick together. Divorce starts in the mind. Never think of divorce! Never threaten your spouse with divorce. Choose to remain married! God hates divorce, though it’s permitted only in extreme cases.
10. *EVERY MARRIAGE HAS A PRICE TO PAY*
Marriage is like a bank account. It is the money you deposit into your bank account that you can withdrawn. If you don’t deposit love, peace and care into your marriage, you are not a candidate of a blissful home. There is no free love in marriage, You cannot love without giving and sacrificing.
May God grant us the grace and wisdom to succeed in it. Amen

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THAT’S HOW THE FIGHT STARTED….

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have Sex?’

‘No,’ she answered.

I then said, ‘Is that your final answer?’

… She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, ‘Yes..’

So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”

And that’s when the fight started…

I took my wife to a restaurant.

The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

“I’ll have the rump steak, rare, please.”

He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?”

“Nah, she can order for herself.”

And that’s when the fight started…..

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, “Do you know him?”

“Yes”, she sighed,

“He’s my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn’t been sober since.”

“My God!” I said, “Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?”

And then the fight started…

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, “When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.” The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

And then the fight started…

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, “What’s on TV?”

I said, “Dust.”

And then the fight started…

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife’s back; now with a different anticipation ,and whispered, “The weather out there is terrible.”

My loving wife of 5 years replied, “And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?”

And then the fight started…

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, “I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.”

I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started……

 

 

 

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply

 

for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me

 

 

 

for my driver’s License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets

 

 

 

and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that

 

 

 

I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

 

 

 

The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’.

 

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

 

 

 

She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she processed my Social Security application.

 

 

 

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

 

 

 

She said, ‘You should have dropped

 

your pants. You might have gotten disability too.’

 

 

 

And then the fight started…

 

 

 

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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

 

 

 

She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,

 

“I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you

 

to pay me a compliment.’

 

 

 

I replied, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”

 

 

 

And then the fight started……..

 

 

 

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I rear-ended a car this morning…the start of a REALLY bad day!

 

 

 

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!

 

He looked up at me and said ‘I am NOT Happy!’

 

So I said, ‘Well, which one ARE you then?’

 

 

 

That’s how the fight started.

 

 

 

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One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot

 

as a Christmas gift…

The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift.

When she asked me why, I replied,

“Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”

And that’s how the fight started.

DEAR LADIES ❤ BITTER TRUTH YOU MUST SWALLOW ❤ THE SINCERE TRUTH ABOUT MEN

1. All men are not the same.

2. It is not all men that cheat on their spouses.

3. Some men don’t have time for women.

4. It is not all men that like women.

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5. What a man needs from his woman is respect. Just respect and obey him. He will love and take care of you.

6. Sex cannot make a man love you. If you like give him sex everyday, if he doesn’t love you, he doesn’t love you.

7. If you want a man to love and take care of you, treat him like a baby. Pet him.

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8. Men hate a nagging wife.

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9. Allow him to be in charge of the house. Allow him to head the family. Do not control him.

10. Do not try to use sex to capture his heart. It will not work. Cook delicious food, be obedient to him, be submissive. You will capture his heart.

11. Men love beautiful women. A lady should make herself look beautiful and attractive.

 

DO YOU AGREE OR DISAGREE??👈👈